The Fangirl's Guide To School

Are you a fangirl or fanboy? Do you endure the horrors of school? Do you find it hard to function when someone makes a reference? Or an accidental one?

Whether you are a Slytherin, a peculiar, a lunar, or a part of the flock, we all have those moments in school. But before you have a fangirl (or boy) attack, THERE ARE TEN THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW! (Yes, my Hamilfams!)

1) DO NOT MAKE IT OBVIOUS (Obviously.)

2) IF IT IS A SERIOUS (SIRIUS) SITUATION, TRY NOT TO LOOK DIRECTLY AT ANYONE.

3) IF THERE IS A FRIEND WHO UNDERSTANDS NEARBY, LOOK AT THEM. PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE INSANE TOGETHER.

4) WRITE IT DOWN.

5) DOES THE TEACHER GET IT? IF SO, WINK AT THEM.

6) LAUGH CRAZILY IF YOU MUST. TRY TO BE QUIET ABOUT IT.

7) TELL THEM ALL IF THE TIME IS RIGHT.

8) IF IT IS SAD, CHANNEL YOUR TEARS. GO TO THE BATHROOM IF YOU MUST.

9) IF PEOPLE SASS YOU, DON'T EVEN TRY TO EXPLAIN.

10) PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS ADVICE LITERALLY. THE END!!!